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Hello! We’re too busy <<DRINKING/CRYING/BEING STUCK DOWN A WELL/WATCHING OUR NEW FIST OF FUN DVD>> to do a proper update today. Never fear, because in mind of that we bring you an excellent YouTube video of <<A HISTORY OF FAMOUS DRUNKS/THAT BIT IN TOY STORY 3/WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE STUCK DOWN A WELL/THE ENTIRETY OF LEE & HERRING’S REASONABLY SCARY MONSTERS FROM BBC TWO’S MONSTER NIGHT IN 1999>>.

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Hurrah! That was <<EMBARRASSING/TRAGIC/DARK/FUN>> wasn’t it? Our favourite bit was when <<WE GOT DRUNK ON THE VERY GIRLIEST OF ALCOPOPS ON OFFER BUT WE’RE SECURE WITH OUR MASCULINITY SO IT’S OKAY/WE STOPPED CRYING/CLAMBERED OUT OF THE WELL/LEE AND HERRING SAID FUNNY THINGS WITH THEIR MOUTHS>>.

Don’t forget to join us again at the same time tomorrow, when we’ll have a much bigger update, almost definitely the next instalment of The World Cup Of TV Comedy, yes, definitely, we wiSYNTAX ERROR UNRECOGNISED STATEMENT
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