We've tried looking at Paddy Power's excellent 'novelty bets' page, in the hope of finding odds on how he's going to sneak in the fact that he's got a cash-in DVD on sale, but left disappointed. So, we're putting on a trilby, standing next to a chalkboard, and making lots of incomprehensible hand signals, as we pretend to be BOOKIES FOR A DAY.
WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING WILL PETER KAY DO FIRST ON TONIGHT'S PARKINSON INTERVIEW?
|Try to make out that the DVD is his way of 'giving something back' to the 'Great British Public' who have 'made him what he is today'. i.e. Rich||Evens|
|Claim that lots of people have asked him about bringing out a cynical cash-in with which to confuse elderly present-buyers, and he has finally relented||2/1|
|Indulge in a bit of 'wacky' wandering away from the main set to chat to an audience member/band member/cameraman, like what Lenny Henry used to do||6/5|
|Walk onto the set carrying a special Christmas present for Parky, which is a copy of his DVD||4/1|
|Not mention his DVD at all, because his PR people have noted that this exercise would be best served by merely 'heightening the Peter Kay brand' in front of a large audience||2/1|
|Actively speaks out about Stand Up UKay, because it's a horrendously cynical money-making exercise, and was put out without his consent. And that they must have tricked him into that photo session for the front cover of it||33/1|
|Waves hello to Alison Mitchell, who is sitting in the crowd.||8/1|