Here's a riff we can run with for quite a while. Liverpool have just signed Swiss international Philipp Degen from Borussia Dortmund on a free transfer. So far, so Jan Kromkamp, you might be saying. But! Philipp and his twin brother David share the quite magnificent Degen Brothers Website. Behold, for you are but one click of the mouse away from DegenDegen.com. Oh, yes.
Heterosexual males! Thought you were going to see out today without having to re-evaluate your sexuality? Think on!
Now, every time you need to minimise those windows to click on the icon for Firefox, you can get yourself some hot Degen twin action.
Or take in some hot DegenChat.
Sadly, the link to the Degen online store isn't working, so we'll be having to sit through Euro 2008 without the official DegenDegen.com tight black T-shirt we were hoping on buying. We'll be having to make do with an unofficial bootleg one. Bah.
Rest assured, we'll be registering our displeasure on the Official DegenDegen Forum.
Quite clearly, this is all excellent. We've just checked, and degendegen.co.uk, degendegen.net, degendegen.eu, degendegen.biz, degendegen.info, degendegen.me.uk, degendegen.org.uk, degendegen.ltd.uk, degendegen.org and degendegen.mobi are all still available. If we were slightly more drunk than we are now, we'd be tempted to do us some cybersquatting right about now. That, plus we're still paying off the fees for registering andriyvoronin.biz.