But anyway.Here's something we've noticed about supermarkets lately: occasionally, when you've laid your shopping onto the little conveyor belt, there's no spare 'next customer please' divider. The next shopper comes along, and proceeds to leave a gap of between twelve and eighteen inches between your shopping and theirs. Look, Lord Fucking Snooty,...
Monday, 28 April 2008
Thursday, 24 April 2008
Really Quick Newstopia Update
If, like us, you've spent a tiny portion of today cursing the fact that Proxy4Free doesn't have any working Australian proxy servers today, which means you can't watch the current episode of Newstpopia just yet, here's a tiny consolation prize. Episodes from the current series are starting to leak onto Google Video and YouTube. Here's ep three in one...
Tuesday, 22 April 2008
MGMT
The return of the prodigal irritant George Lamb earlier today got us to thinking. How do people like him get their radio gigs? Clearly, it isn't talent. It's something quite different: 'talent agencies'. After a few stops, our train of thought reached a point where we were wondering...
Sunday, 20 April 2008
Clarifications and Corrections
In a blog post dated Friday, 11th April, BrokenTV wrote about how Stephen Fry topping the podcast charts was:a pretty good sign that all is really rather corking with the Britain of 2008's intellect, we'd say.With the news that Fonejacker has just won this years BAFTA award...
Sunday, 13 April 2008
Thought For The Moment
We've now received three forwarded copies of that email where someone has erroneously attributed a bunch of excellent Tim Vine jokes to the late Tommy Cooper. Despite the fact that one of the jokes is"I went to the local video shop and I said, 'Can I borrow Batman Forever?' He said, 'No, you'll have to bring it back tomorrow'"Tommy Cooper died in 1984....
Saturday, 12 April 2008
Not That There's Neccessarily Anything Wrong With Dumb
From Digital Spy:BBC One bosses are considering developing a gameshow series dubbed "human Tetris". The show, called Hole In The Wall, was first made for Japanese television then watched around the world on the internet.Contestants have to fit their bodies into differently-shaped...
Friday, 11 April 2008
"Ram That Up Your Pipe, Dacre"
If you listen to people who pay too much attention to what their tabloid newspaper tells them to think, God's Britain is irrevocably messed up. 104% of teenagers now carrying flick-knives, ghastly foreign rapists pouring into our neighbourhoods with impunity, the BBC pumping...
Thursday, 3 April 2008
Exciting News For All Readers Inside!
We were going to write a lengthy introduction to this statement, but as we're so dispirited by our failed quest to find a picture advertising the merger of one IPC comic with another, we can't really bring ourselves to type a lot here. Really, you'd think Flickr would be awash...
Tuesday, 1 April 2008
No Need To Shout
Awesome.Picture the scene. We're sitting in front of the BrokenIndustries three-bar heater, flicking through the contents of some MORALLY LEGITIMATE video files we'd plucked from the binary ether, via the BrokenIndustries DivX-compatible DVD player. One of the files was a promo...
