The Democrats retain control of the Senate. What could this mean? Well, after the DNC captured seats held by retiring GOP senators in Virginia and New Mexico, they're sure to... erm... hey look everyone! It's a YouTube video that mentions Spiro Agnew!
If you put a penny on McCain, and he won, you could buy Europe.
(Two thousand BrokenTV kudos points on offer for anyone spotting where we're stolen *that* line from.)